散文的时代
散文的时代
2004年9月
还记得你在高中时必须写的散文吗?主题句,引言段,支持段落,结论。结论比如说,白鲸记中的亚哈是一个基督式的人物。
唉。所以我将试图给出故事的另一面:散文真正是什么,以及如何写散文。或者至少,我是如何写散文的。
修正
真正的散文与学校里必须写的东西之间最明显的区别是,真正的散文不仅仅局限于英国文学。当然,学校应该教学生如何写作。但由于一系列历史偶然事件,写作教学与文学研究混在了一起。因此全国各地的学生都不是在写预算很少的棒球队如何与洋基队竞争,或者色彩在时尚中的作用,或者什么构成好的甜点,而是在写狄更斯作品中的象征主义。
结果写作被弄得无聊而无意义。谁在乎狄更斯作品中的象征主义?狄更斯本人会对关于色彩或棒球的散文更感兴趣。
事情怎么会变成这样?要回答这个问题,我们必须回到将近一千年前。大约在1100年,欧洲在几个世纪的混乱后终于开始喘息,一旦他们有了好奇的奢侈,他们就重新发现了我们称之为”经典”的东西。效果就好像我们被来自另一个太阳系的生物访问过一样。这些早期文明如此复杂,以至于在接下来的几个世纪里,欧洲学者在几乎所有领域的主要工作都是吸收他们所知道的东西。
在这个时期,研究古代文本获得了巨大的声望。这似乎是学者所做工作的本质。随着欧洲学术获得势头,它变得越来越不重要;到1350年,想要学习科学的人可以找到比亚里士多德时代更好的老师。[1] 但学校的变化比学术慢。在19世纪,研究古代文本仍然是课程的主干。
那么问题的时机成熟了:如果研究古代文本是学术的合法领域,为什么不是现代文本?答案当然是,古典学术的最初存在理由是一种不需要对当代作者进行的智力考古学。但出于明显的原因,没有人想给出那个答案。考古工作基本完成,这意味着研究古典的人如果不是在浪费时间,至少是在处理次要问题。
于是现代文学研究开始了。起初有很大的阻力。第一批英国文学课程似乎是由较新的学院提供的,特别是美国的学院。达特茅斯学院、佛蒙特大学、阿默斯特学院和伦敦大学学院在1820年代教授英国文学。但哈佛直到1876年才有英国文学教授,牛津直到1885年才有。(牛津在设立英国文学教授职位之前就有了中文教授。)[2]
打破平衡的,至少在美国,似乎是教授不仅应该教书还应该做研究的想法。这个想法(连同博士学位、系,以及整个现代大学的概念)在19世纪末从德国进口。从1876年在约翰霍普金斯大学开始,新模式迅速传播。
写作是受害者之一。学院长期以来一直教授英语写作。但你如何对写作进行研究?教数学的教授可以被要求做原创数学,教历史的教授可以被要求写关于历史的学术文章,但教修辞学或写作的教授呢?他们应该研究什么?最接近的似乎是英国文学。[3]
因此在19世纪末,写作教学被英语教授继承。这有两个缺点:(a) 文学专家本人不一定是好作家,就像艺术史学家不一定是好画家一样,(b) 写作的题目现在往往是文学,因为那是教授感兴趣的。
高中模仿大学。我们痛苦的高中经历是在1892年播下的种子,当时全国教育协会”正式建议将文学和写作在高中课程中统一。“[4] 3R中的写作部分后来变成了英语,产生了奇怪的后果,即高中生现在必须写关于英国文学的文章——在不知不觉中,模仿几十年前英语教授在期刊上发表的任何东西。
如果这对学生来说似乎是无意义的练习,也就不足为奇了,因为我们现在离真正的工作有三步之遥:学生在模仿英语教授,英语教授在模仿古典学者,而古典学者仅仅是传统的继承者,这个传统源自700年前迷人且迫切需要的工作。
无需辩护
真正的散文与学校让你写的东西之间的另一个大区别是,真正的散文不会采取一个立场然后为它辩护。这个原则,就像我们应该写关于文学的想法一样,结果是一个早已被遗忘的起源的知识遗留物。
人们常常错误地认为中世纪的大学大多是神学院。实际上它们更像法学院。至少在我们的传统中,律师是倡导者,被训练来为争论的任何一方辩护,并尽可能为那个立场辩护。无论是原因还是结果,这种精神弥漫在早期大学中。修辞学研究,即有说服力地争论的艺术,占本科课程的三分之一。[5] 讲座后最常见的讨论形式是辩论。这至少名义上保存在我们今天的论文答辩中:大多数人把论文和 dissertation 这两个词当作可以互换的,但最初,至少论文是采取的立场,而 dissertation 是为它辩护的论点。
在法律纠纷中辩护可能是必要的邪恶,但这不是获得真理的最佳方式,我想律师会第一个承认。不仅仅是你这样会错过微妙之处。真正的问题是你不能改变问题。
然而这个原则被内置在他们在高中教你写的东西的 very 结构中。主题句是你的论点,预先选择,支持段落是你在冲突中打击的 blows,而结论——呃,结论是什么?我在高中时从来不确定。似乎我们应该只是用足够不同的词语重述我们在第一段说的话,以至于没有人能分辨出来。何必呢?但当你理解了这种”散文”的起源,你就能看到结论来自哪里。这是对陪审团的 concluding remarks。
好的写作应该有说服力,当然,但它应该有说服力是因为你得到了正确的答案,而不是因为你做得很好。当我把散文的草稿给朋友时,我想知道两件事:哪些部分让他们感到无聊,哪些似乎没有说服力。无聊的部分通常可以通过删减来修复。但我不会试图通过更聪明地争论来修复没有说服力的部分。我需要讨论这个问题。
至少我一定把某件事解释得很糟糕。在这种情况下,在谈话过程中我将被迫想出一个更清晰的解释,我可以直接把它纳入散文中。我常常也不得不说的话。但目的从来不是 per se 有说服力。随着读者变得更聪明,有说服力和真实变得相同,所以如果我能说服聪明的读者,我一定接近真理。
试图说服的写作可能是一种有效的(或至少不可避免的)形式,但称之为散文在历史上是不准确的。散文是别的东西。
尝试
要理解真正的散文是什么,我们必须再次回到历史,虽然这次不那么远。回到米歇尔·德·蒙田,他在1580年出版了一本他称之为”essais”的书。他做的事情与律师做的事情完全不同,差异体现在名称中。Essayer 是法语动词,意思是”尝试”,而 essai 是一次尝试。散文是你写来试图弄清楚某事的东西。
弄清楚什么?你还不知道。所以你不能以论点开始,因为你没有,可能永远不会有一个。散文不以陈述开始,而是以问题开始。在真正的散文中,你不采取立场并辩护。你注意到一扇半开的门,你打开它走进去看看里面是什么。
如果你想做的只是弄清楚事情,为什么要写任何东西呢?为什么不只是坐着思考?嗯,这正是蒙田的伟大发现。表达想法有助于形成它们。事实上,帮助这个词太弱了。我散文中最终出现的大部分内容只有当我坐下来写它们时才想到。这就是为什么我写它们。
你在学校写的东西,理论上,你只是在向读者解释自己。在真正的散文中,你为自己写作。你在大声思考。
但不太一样。就像邀请人们来迫使你清理公寓一样,写别人会读的东西迫使你思考得好。所以有听众确实很重要。我只为自己写的东西不好。它们往往会 peter out。当我遇到困难时,我发现我以几个模糊的问题结束,然后 drift off 去喝杯茶。
许多已发表的散文以同样的方式 peter out。特别是新闻杂志 staff writers 写的那种。外部作家倾向于提供辩护立场的社论,这种社论直线走向激动人心(且预先注定)的结论。但 staff writers 感觉有义务写一些”平衡”的东西。因为他们为流行杂志写作,他们从最具放射性争议的问题开始,然后——因为他们为流行杂志写作——他们接着惊恐地退缩。堕胎,支持还是反对?这个团体说一件事。那个团体说另一件事。有一件事是确定的:问题是一个复杂的。(但不要生我们的气。我们没有得出任何结论。)
河流
问题还不够。散文必须提供答案。当然,它们并不总是如此。有时你从一个有希望的问题开始,却一无所获。但那些你不会发表。那些就像得到不确定结果的实验。你发表的散文应该告诉读者一些他还不知道的事情。
但你告诉他的事情不重要,只要有趣。我有时被指责为 meandering。在辩护立场的写作中,这将是一个缺陷。在那里你不关心真理。你已经知道你要去哪里,你想直接去那里,blustering 通过障碍物,hand-waving 你走过沼泽地的方式。但这不是你在散文中试图做的。散文应该是寻找真理。如果它不 meander 就会令人怀疑。
米安德河(又名门德雷斯河)是土耳其的一条河流。正如你可能预期的,它到处蜿蜒。但它这样做不是出于 frivolity。它发现的路径是最经济到海洋的路线。[6]
河流的算法很简单。每一步,向下流。对散文家来说,这转化为:流向有趣。在所有可以去的地方中,选择最有趣的。一个人不能像河流那样几乎没有远见。我通常大致知道我想写什么。但不是我想要达到的具体结论;从段落到段我让想法顺其自然。
这并不总是有效。有时,像河流一样,一个人撞到墙上。然后我做河流做的事情:backtrack。在这篇散文的某个时刻,我发现遵循某个线程后,我的想法用完了。我不得不回退七段,从另一个方向重新开始。
从根本上说,散文是一列思想火车——但一列清理过的思想火车,就像对话是清理过的谈话一样。真正的思想,就像真正的谈话,充满了 false starts。读起来会让人筋疲力尽。你需要删减和填补以强调 central thread,就像插画师用墨水覆盖铅笔画。但不要改变太多以至于失去原作的 spontaneity。
宁多勿少。散文不是参考作品。你不是为了寻找特定答案而读它,如果找不到就感到被骗。我宁愿读一篇走向意外但有趣方向的散文,也不愿读一篇 dutifully 沿着规定路线 plodding 的散文。
惊讶
那么什么是有趣的?对我来说,有趣意味着惊讶。正如杰弗里·詹姆斯所说,界面应该遵循 least astonishment 原则。看起来会使机器停止的按钮应该使它停止,而不是加速。散文应该做相反的事情。散文应该 aim for maximum surprise。
我害怕飞行很长时间,只能间接旅行。当朋友从远方回来时,我问他们看到了什么,不仅仅是出于礼貌。我真的想知道。我发现从他们那里获取信息的最好方法是问什么让他们感到惊讶。这个地方与他们预期的有何不同?这是一个非常有用的问题。你可以问最不观察力的人,它会提取他们甚至不知道自己在记录的信息。
惊讶是你不仅不知道,而且与你认为你知道的事情相矛盾的事情。所以它们是你能获得的最有价值的事实。它们像一种不仅健康,而且抵消你已经吃过的东西的不健康影响的食物。
你如何找到惊讶?嗯,散文写作的一半工作就在于此。(另一半是表达好。)诀窍是使用自己作为读者的代理。你应该只写你已经思考过很多事情的事情。你遇到的任何让你惊讶的事情,你对这个主题已经思考过很多,可能会让大多数读者感到惊讶。
例如,在最近的一篇散文中,我指出因为你只能通过与计算机程序员一起工作来判断他们,所以没有人知道谁是总体上最好的程序员。当我开始写那篇散文时我没有意识到这一点,即使现在我也觉得这有点奇怪。这就是你要寻找的。
所以如果你想写散文,你需要两个要素:一些你已经思考过很多事情的主题,以及一些发现意外事情的能力。
你应该思考什么?我的猜测是这不重要——任何东西,如果你足够深入地进入它,都可以变得有趣。一个可能的例外可能是那些故意被吸走所有变化的东西,比如在快餐店工作。回想起来,在巴斯金-罗宾斯工作有什么有趣的事情吗?嗯,色彩对顾客来说有多重要是很有趣的。一定年龄的孩子会指着 case 说他们想要黄色。他们想要法式香草还是柠檬?他们会只是 blankly 看着你。他们想要黄色。然后还有为什么常年最喜欢的 Pralines ‘n’ Cream 如此吸引人的谜团。(我现在认为那是盐。)以及父母为孩子购买冰淇淋的方式的差异:父亲像仁慈的国王 bestowing largesse,母亲则 harried,在压力下屈服。所以,是的,即使在快餐中似乎也有一些素材。
不过那时我没有注意到这些事情。十六岁时,我和岩石块一样没有观察力。我现在在我保留的那个年龄的记忆片段中能看到的东西比当时从一切都在我眼前 live 发生时能看到的多。
观察
所以发现意外的能力一定不仅仅是天生的。它必须是可以学习的东西。你如何学习它?
在某种程度上,这就像学习历史。当你第一次读历史时,它只是名字和日期的 whirl。似乎没有什么能 stick。但你学得越多,你就有越多的 hooks 让新事实 stick 上去——这意味着你以指数速度积累知识。一旦你记得诺曼人在1066年征服了英格兰,当你听到其他诺曼人在大约同一时间征服了意大利南部时,这会引起你的注意。这会让你想知道诺曼底,当第三本书提到诺曼人不是像现在称为法国的大部分地区那样,是在罗马帝国崩溃时流入的部落,而是在911年四百年后到达的维京人(诺曼=北方人)时,你会注意到。这使得记住都柏林也是在840年代由维京人建立的更容易。等等,等等的平方。
收集惊讶是一个类似的过程。你见过的异常越多,你就越容易注意到新的异常。这意味着,奇怪的是,随着年龄增长,生活应该变得越来越令人惊讶。当我还是个孩子时,我常常认为成年人把一切都搞清楚了。我把事情搞反了。孩子们才是把一切都搞清楚的人。他们只是错了。
当涉及到惊讶时,富人越来越富。但(就像财富一样)可能有思维习惯会帮助这个过程。有问问题的习惯是好的,特别是以为什么开头的问题。但不是像三岁孩子那样随机地问为什么。问题有无限多个。你如何找到 fruitful 的那些?
我发现对看起来错误的事情问为什么特别有用。例如,为什么幽默和不幸之间应该有联系?为什么当一个角色,即使是我们喜欢的角色,踩到香蕉皮时,我们会觉得有趣?那里肯定有一整篇散文 worth 的惊讶。
如果你想注意到看起来错误的事情,你会发现一定程度的怀疑论有帮助。我把它当作一个公理,我们只实现了我们可能实现的1%。这有助于抵消作为孩子被打入我们头脑的规则:事情之所以是这样是因为事情必须是这样。例如,我在写这篇散文时与之交谈的每个人都对英语课程有同样的感觉——整个过程似乎毫无意义。但我们中没有人有胆量假设它实际上是一个错误。我们都认为只是有什么我们没有得到。
我有一种预感,你需要注意的不仅仅是看起来错误的事情,还有以幽默方式看起来错误的事情。当我看到有人笑读一篇散文的草稿时,我总是很高兴。但我为什么会这样?我的目标是好想法。为什么好想法应该有趣?联系可能是惊讶。惊讶让我们笑,而惊讶是人们想要传达的东西。
我把让我惊讶的事情写在笔记本上。我从来没有真正时间去阅读它们并使用我写的东西,但我确实倾向于在 later reproduce 同样的想法。所以笔记本的主要价值可能是把事情写下来在你头脑中留下的东西。
试图 cool 的人在收集惊讶时会发现自己处于不利地位。被惊讶就是被弄错。而 cool 的本质,正如任何十四岁的人都能告诉你的,是 nil admirari。当你错了时,不要 dwell 在它上面;就表现得好像没有错,也许没有人会注意到。
cool 的关键之一是避免缺乏经验可能让你看起来愚蠢的情况。如果你想找到惊讶,你应该做相反的事情。研究很多不同的东西,因为一些最有趣的惊讶是不同领域之间意外的联系。例如,果酱、培根、泡菜和奶酪,这些是最令人愉悦的食物之一,最初都只是作为保存方法。书籍和绘画也是如此。
无论你研究什么,都要包括历史——但不是政治历史,而是社会和经济历史。历史在我看来如此重要,以至于把它当作一个研究领域是误导的。描述它的另一种方式是我们迄今为止拥有的所有数据。
除其他外,研究历史给人以信心,即在我们的眼皮底下有等待被发现的好想法。剑在青铜时代从匕首演变而来,匕首(像它们的燧石前辈一样)有与刀片分离的 hilt。因为剑更长,hilts 不断断裂。但花了五百年时间才有人想到将 hilt 和 blade 铸造成一个整体。
不服从
最重要的是,养成注意你不应该注意的事情的习惯,要么因为它们”不合适”,要么不重要,要么不是你应该做的工作。如果你对某事好奇,相信你的本能。遵循吸引你注意力的线程。如果你有真正感兴趣的事情,你会发现它们有一种不可思议的方式总是会引回到它,就像特别为某事感到自豪的人们的谈话总是倾向于引回到它。
例如,我一直对 comb-overs 着迷,特别是那种让男人看起来像戴着自己头发做的贝雷帽的极端类型。当然,这是对低劣事情的感兴趣——那种最好留给少女的 superficial quizzing。然而下面有东西。关键问题,我意识到,是做 comb-over 的人怎么看不到自己看起来有多奇怪?答案是他 incrementally 变成那个样子。开始时只是小心地一点梳理稀疏的头发,逐渐地,经过20年,长成了一个怪物。Gradualness 是非常强大的。而这种力量也可以用于建设性的目的:就像你可以 trick 自己看起来像个怪人一样,你可以 trick 自己创造出如此宏伟的东西,以至于你永远不会敢于计划这样的事情。确实,这就是大多数好软件被创造的方式。你从编写一个 stripped-down kernel 开始(这能有多难?),然后它逐渐发展成一个完整的操作系统。因此下一个飞跃:你能在绘画或小说中做同样的事情吗?
看看你能从一个轻浮的问题中提取到什么?如果我要给写散文一个建议,那就是:不要按照被告知的去做。不要相信你应该相信的。不要写读者期望的散文;一个人从期望的东西中学不到任何东西。不要按照他们在学校教你的方式写作。
最重要的不服从是写散文。幸运的是,这种不服从的迹象正在变得 rampant。过去只有少数官方批准的作家被允许写散文。杂志发表的文章很少,它们判断的标准与其说是说了什么,不如说是谁写的;如果一篇故事足够好,杂志可能会发表一个未知作者的故事,但如果他们发表一篇关于x的散文,它必须是一个至少四十岁、职位头衔中有x的人写的。这是一个问题,因为有很多内部人不能说的话恰恰因为他们是内部人。
互联网正在改变这一点。任何人都可以在网络上发表散文,它被判断,就像任何写作应该的那样,根据它所说的,而不是谁写的。你算老几,竟敢写关于x?你就是你所写的东西。
流行杂志在识字普及和电视到来之间的时期使短篇小说成为黄金时代。网络很可能会使散文成为黄金时代。而这当然不是我开始写这篇散文时意识到的。
注释
[1] 我在想到奥雷姆(c. 1323-82)。但很难选择一个日期,因为在欧洲人刚刚完成吸收古典科学时,学术活动突然减少。原因可能是1347年的瘟疫;科学进步的趋势与人口曲线相匹配。
[2] 帕克,威廉·R. “大学英语系从哪里来?” 大学英语 28(1966-67),第339-351页。转载于格雷,唐纳德·J.(编)。印第安纳大学布鲁明顿英语系1868-1970。印第安纳大学出版社。
丹尼尔斯,罗伯特·V. 佛蒙特大学:前两百年。佛蒙特大学出版社,1991年。
穆勒,弗里德里希·M. 致《蓓尔美尔报》的信。1886/87年。转载于培根,艾伦(编)。十九世纪英语研究史。阿什盖特,1998年。
[3] 我稍微压缩了故事。起初文学让位于语文学,它(a)似乎更严肃,(b)在德国很受欢迎,那一代许多领先学者都在那里受过训练。
在某些情况下,写作教师被就地转变为英语教授。弗朗西斯·詹姆斯·蔡尔德,自1851年以来一直是哈佛大学的博伊尔斯顿修辞学教授,在1876年成为大学第一位英语教授。
[4] 帕克,前引书,第25页。
[5] 本科课程或三艺(whence “trivial”)由拉丁语法、修辞学和逻辑学组成。硕士学位候选人继续学习四艺的算术、几何、音乐和天文学。这些一起被称为七种自由艺术。
修辞学研究直接继承自罗马,在那里它被认为是最重要的学科。说古典世界的教育意味着训练土地所有者的儿子,使他们能够足够好地说话,以在政治和法律纠纷中捍卫自己的利益,这离真相不远。
[6] 特雷弗·布莱克韦尔指出,这并不完全正确,因为曲线的外部边缘侵蚀得更快。
感谢肯·安德森、特雷弗·布莱克韦尔、莎拉·哈林、杰西卡·利文斯顿、杰基·麦克多诺和罗伯特·莫里斯阅读本文草稿。
The Age of the Essay
September 2004
Remember the essays you had to write in high school? Topic sentence, introductory paragraph, supporting paragraphs, conclusion. The conclusion being, say, that Ahab in Moby Dick was a Christ-like figure.
Oy. So I’m going to try to give the other side of the story: what an essay really is, and how you write one. Or at least, how I write one.
Mods
The most obvious difference between real essays and the things one has to write in school is that real essays are not exclusively about English literature. Certainly schools should teach students how to write. But due to a series of historical accidents the teaching of writing has gotten mixed together with the study of literature. And so all over the country students are writing not about how a baseball team with a small budget might compete with the Yankees, or the role of color in fashion, or what constitutes a good dessert, but about symbolism in Dickens.
With the result that writing is made to seem boring and pointless. Who cares about symbolism in Dickens? Dickens himself would be more interested in an essay about color or baseball.
How did things get this way? To answer that we have to go back almost a thousand years. Around 1100, Europe at last began to catch its breath after centuries of chaos, and once they had the luxury of curiosity they rediscovered what we call “the classics.” The effect was rather as if we were visited by beings from another solar system. These earlier civilizations were so much more sophisticated that for the next several centuries the main work of European scholars, in almost every field, was to assimilate what they knew.
During this period the study of ancient texts acquired great prestige. It seemed the essence of what scholars did. As European scholarship gained momentum it became less and less important; by 1350 someone who wanted to learn about science could find better teachers than Aristotle in his own era. [1] But schools change slower than scholarship. In the 19th century the study of ancient texts was still the backbone of the curriculum.
The time was then ripe for the question: if the study of ancient texts is a valid field for scholarship, why not modern texts? The answer, of course, is that the original raison d’etre of classical scholarship was a kind of intellectual archaeology that does not need to be done in the case of contemporary authors. But for obvious reasons no one wanted to give that answer. The archaeological work being mostly done, it implied that those studying the classics were, if not wasting their time, at least working on problems of minor importance.
And so began the study of modern literature. There was a good deal of resistance at first. The first courses in English literature seem to have been offered by the newer colleges, particularly American ones. Dartmouth, the University of Vermont, Amherst, and University College, London taught English literature in the 1820s. But Harvard didn’t have a professor of English literature until 1876, and Oxford not till 1885. (Oxford had a chair of Chinese before it had one of English.) [2]
What tipped the scales, at least in the US, seems to have been the idea that professors should do research as well as teach. This idea (along with the PhD, the department, and indeed the whole concept of the modern university) was imported from Germany in the late 19th century. Beginning at Johns Hopkins in 1876, the new model spread rapidly.
Writing was one of the casualties. Colleges had long taught English composition. But how do you do research on composition? The professors who taught math could be required to do original math, the professors who taught history could be required to write scholarly articles about history, but what about the professors who taught rhetoric or composition? What should they do research on? The closest thing seemed to be English literature. [3]
And so in the late 19th century the teaching of writing was inherited by English professors. This had two drawbacks: (a) an expert on literature need not himself be a good writer, any more than an art historian has to be a good painter, and (b) the subject of writing now tends to be literature, since that’s what the professor is interested in.
High schools imitate universities. The seeds of our miserable high school experiences were sown in 1892, when the National Education Association “formally recommended that literature and composition be unified in the high school course.” [4] The ‘riting component of the 3 Rs then morphed into English, with the bizarre consequence that high school students now had to write about English literature— to write, without even realizing it, imitations of whatever English professors had been publishing in their journals a few decades before.
It’s no wonder if this seems to the student a pointless exercise, because we’re now three steps removed from real work: the students are imitating English professors, who are imitating classical scholars, who are merely the inheritors of a tradition growing out of what was, 700 years ago, fascinating and urgently needed work.
No Defense
The other big difference between a real essay and the things they make you write in school is that a real essay doesn’t take a position and then defend it. That principle, like the idea that we ought to be writing about literature, turns out to be another intellectual hangover of long forgotten origins.
It’s often mistakenly believed that medieval universities were mostly seminaries. In fact they were more law schools. And at least in our tradition lawyers are advocates, trained to take either side of an argument and make as good a case for it as they can. Whether cause or effect, this spirit pervaded early universities. The study of rhetoric, the art of arguing persuasively, was a third of the undergraduate curriculum. [5] And after the lecture the most common form of discussion was the disputation. This is at least nominally preserved in our present-day thesis defense: most people treat the words thesis and dissertation as interchangeable, but originally, at least, a thesis was a position one took and the dissertation was the argument by which one defended it.
Defending a position may be a necessary evil in a legal dispute, but it’s not the best way to get at the truth, as I think lawyers would be the first to admit. It’s not just that you miss subtleties this way. The real problem is that you can’t change the question.
And yet this principle is built into the very structure of the things they teach you to write in high school. The topic sentence is your thesis, chosen in advance, the supporting paragraphs the blows you strike in the conflict, and the conclusion— uh, what is the conclusion? I was never sure about that in high school. It seemed as if we were just supposed to restate what we said in the first paragraph, but in different enough words that no one could tell. Why bother? But when you understand the origins of this sort of “essay,” you can see where the conclusion comes from. It’s the concluding remarks to the jury.
Good writing should be convincing, certainly, but it should be convincing because you got the right answers, not because you did a good job of arguing. When I give a draft of an essay to friends, there are two things I want to know: which parts bore them, and which seem unconvincing. The boring bits can usually be fixed by cutting. But I don’t try to fix the unconvincing bits by arguing more cleverly. I need to talk the matter over.
At the very least I must have explained something badly. In that case, in the course of the conversation I’ll be forced to come up a with a clearer explanation, which I can just incorporate in the essay. More often than not I have to change what I was saying as well. But the aim is never to be convincing per se. As the reader gets smarter, convincing and true become identical, so if I can convince smart readers I must be near the truth.
The sort of writing that attempts to persuade may be a valid (or at least inevitable) form, but it’s historically inaccurate to call it an essay. An essay is something else.
Trying
To understand what a real essay is, we have to reach back into history again, though this time not so far. To Michel de Montaigne, who in 1580 published a book of what he called “essais.” He was doing something quite different from what lawyers do, and the difference is embodied in the name. Essayer is the French verb meaning “to try” and an essai is an attempt. An essay is something you write to try to figure something out.
Figure out what? You don’t know yet. And so you can’t begin with a thesis, because you don’t have one, and may never have one. An essay doesn’t begin with a statement, but with a question. In a real essay, you don’t take a position and defend it. You notice a door that’s ajar, and you open it and walk in to see what’s inside.
If all you want to do is figure things out, why do you need to write anything, though? Why not just sit and think? Well, there precisely is Montaigne’s great discovery. Expressing ideas helps to form them. Indeed, helps is far too weak a word. Most of what ends up in my essays I only thought of when I sat down to write them. That’s why I write them.
In the things you write in school you are, in theory, merely explaining yourself to the reader. In a real essay you’re writing for yourself. You’re thinking out loud.
But not quite. Just as inviting people over forces you to clean up your apartment, writing something that other people will read forces you to think well. So it does matter to have an audience. The things I’ve written just for myself are no good. They tend to peter out. When I run into difficulties, I find I conclude with a few vague questions and then drift off to get a cup of tea.
Many published essays peter out in the same way. Particularly the sort written by the staff writers of newsmagazines. Outside writers tend to supply editorials of the defend-a-position variety, which make a beeline toward a rousing (and foreordained) conclusion. But the staff writers feel obliged to write something “balanced.” Since they’re writing for a popular magazine, they start with the most radioactively controversial questions, from which— because they’re writing for a popular magazine— they then proceed to recoil in terror. Abortion, for or against? This group says one thing. That group says another. One thing is certain: the question is a complex one. (But don’t get mad at us. We didn’t draw any conclusions.)
The River
Questions aren’t enough. An essay has to come up with answers. They don’t always, of course. Sometimes you start with a promising question and get nowhere. But those you don’t publish. Those are like experiments that get inconclusive results. An essay you publish ought to tell the reader something he didn’t already know.
But what you tell him doesn’t matter, so long as it’s interesting. I’m sometimes accused of meandering. In defend-a-position writing that would be a flaw. There you’re not concerned with truth. You already know where you’re going, and you want to go straight there, blustering through obstacles, and hand-waving your way across swampy ground. But that’s not what you’re trying to do in an essay. An essay is supposed to be a search for truth. It would be suspicious if it didn’t meander.
The Meander (aka Menderes) is a river in Turkey. As you might expect, it winds all over the place. But it doesn’t do this out of frivolity. The path it has discovered is the most economical route to the sea. [6]
The river’s algorithm is simple. At each step, flow down. For the essayist this translates to: flow interesting. Of all the places to go next, choose the most interesting. One can’t have quite as little foresight as a river. I always know generally what I want to write about. But not the specific conclusions I want to reach; from paragraph to paragraph I let the ideas take their course.
This doesn’t always work. Sometimes, like a river, one runs up against a wall. Then I do the same thing the river does: backtrack. At one point in this essay I found that after following a certain thread I ran out of ideas. I had to go back seven paragraphs and start over in another direction.
Fundamentally an essay is a train of thought— but a cleaned-up train of thought, as dialogue is cleaned-up conversation. Real thought, like real conversation, is full of false starts. It would be exhausting to read. You need to cut and fill to emphasize the central thread, like an illustrator inking over a pencil drawing. But don’t change so much that you lose the spontaneity of the original.
Err on the side of the river. An essay is not a reference work. It’s not something you read looking for a specific answer, and feel cheated if you don’t find it. I’d much rather read an essay that went off in an unexpected but interesting direction than one that plodded dutifully along a prescribed course.
Surprise
So what’s interesting? For me, interesting means surprise. Interfaces, as Geoffrey James has said, should follow the principle of least astonishment. A button that looks like it will make a machine stop should make it stop, not speed up. Essays should do the opposite. Essays should aim for maximum surprise.
I was afraid of flying for a long time and could only travel vicariously. When friends came back from faraway places, it wasn’t just out of politeness that I asked what they saw. I really wanted to know. And I found the best way to get information out of them was to ask what surprised them. How was the place different from what they expected? This is an extremely useful question. You can ask it of the most unobservant people, and it will extract information they didn’t even know they were recording.
Surprises are things that you not only didn’t know, but that contradict things you thought you knew. And so they’re the most valuable sort of fact you can get. They’re like a food that’s not merely healthy, but counteracts the unhealthy effects of things you’ve already eaten.
How do you find surprises? Well, therein lies half the work of essay writing. (The other half is expressing yourself well.) The trick is to use yourself as a proxy for the reader. You should only write about things you’ve thought about a lot. And anything you come across that surprises you, who’ve thought about the topic a lot, will probably surprise most readers.
For example, in a recent essay I pointed out that because you can only judge computer programmers by working with them, no one knows who the best programmers are overall. I didn’t realize this when I began that essay, and even now I find it kind of weird. That’s what you’re looking for.
So if you want to write essays, you need two ingredients: a few topics you’ve thought about a lot, and some ability to ferret out the unexpected.
What should you think about? My guess is that it doesn’t matter— that anything can be interesting if you get deeply enough into it. One possible exception might be things that have deliberately had all the variation sucked out of them, like working in fast food. In retrospect, was there anything interesting about working at Baskin-Robbins? Well, it was interesting how important color was to the customers. Kids a certain age would point into the case and say that they wanted yellow. Did they want French Vanilla or Lemon? They would just look at you blankly. They wanted yellow. And then there was the mystery of why the perennial favorite Pralines ‘n’ Cream was so appealing. (I think now it was the salt.) And the difference in the way fathers and mothers bought ice cream for their kids: the fathers like benevolent kings bestowing largesse, the mothers harried, giving in to pressure. So, yes, there does seem to be some material even in fast food.
I didn’t notice those things at the time, though. At sixteen I was about as observant as a lump of rock. I can see more now in the fragments of memory I preserve of that age than I could see at the time from having it all happening live, right in front of me.
Observation
So the ability to ferret out the unexpected must not merely be an inborn one. It must be something you can learn. How do you learn it?
To some extent it’s like learning history. When you first read history, it’s just a whirl of names and dates. Nothing seems to stick. But the more you learn, the more hooks you have for new facts to stick onto— which means you accumulate knowledge at an exponential rate. Once you remember that Normans conquered England in 1066, it will catch your attention when you hear that other Normans conquered southern Italy at about the same time. Which will make you wonder about Normandy, and take note when a third book mentions that Normans were not, like most of what is now called France, tribes that flowed in as the Roman empire collapsed, but Vikings (norman = north man) who arrived four centuries later in 911. Which makes it easier to remember that Dublin was also established by Vikings in the 840s. Etc, etc squared.
Collecting surprises is a similar process. The more anomalies you’ve seen, the more easily you’ll notice new ones. Which means, oddly enough, that as you grow older, life should become more and more surprising. When I was a kid, I used to think adults had it all figured out. I had it backwards. Kids are the ones who have it all figured out. They’re just mistaken.
When it comes to surprises, the rich get richer. But (as with wealth) there may be habits of mind that will help the process along. It’s good to have a habit of asking questions, especially questions beginning with Why. But not in the random way that three year olds ask why. There are an infinite number of questions. How do you find the fruitful ones?
I find it especially useful to ask why about things that seem wrong. For example, why should there be a connection between humor and misfortune? Why do we find it funny when a character, even one we like, slips on a banana peel? There’s a whole essay’s worth of surprises there for sure.
If you want to notice things that seem wrong, you’ll find a degree of skepticism helpful. I take it as an axiom that we’re only achieving 1% of what we could. This helps counteract the rule that gets beaten into our heads as children: that things are the way they are because that is how things have to be. For example, everyone I’ve talked to while writing this essay felt the same about English classes— that the whole process seemed pointless. But none of us had the balls at the time to hypothesize that it was, in fact, all a mistake. We all thought there was just something we weren’t getting.
I have a hunch you want to pay attention not just to things that seem wrong, but things that seem wrong in a humorous way. I’m always pleased when I see someone laugh as they read a draft of an essay. But why should I be? I’m aiming for good ideas. Why should good ideas be funny? The connection may be surprise. Surprises make us laugh, and surprises are what one wants to deliver.
I write down things that surprise me in notebooks. I never actually get around to reading them and using what I’ve written, but I do tend to reproduce the same thoughts later. So the main value of notebooks may be what writing things down leaves in your head.
People trying to be cool will find themselves at a disadvantage when collecting surprises. To be surprised is to be mistaken. And the essence of cool, as any fourteen year old could tell you, is nil admirari. When you’re mistaken, don’t dwell on it; just act like nothing’s wrong and maybe no one will notice.
One of the keys to coolness is to avoid situations where inexperience may make you look foolish. If you want to find surprises you should do the opposite. Study lots of different things, because some of the most interesting surprises are unexpected connections between different fields. For example, jam, bacon, pickles, and cheese, which are among the most pleasing of foods, were all originally intended as methods of preservation. And so were books and paintings.
Whatever you study, include history— but social and economic history, not political history. History seems to me so important that it’s misleading to treat it as a mere field of study. Another way to describe it is all the data we have so far.
Among other things, studying history gives one confidence that there are good ideas waiting to be discovered right under our noses. Swords evolved during the Bronze Age out of daggers, which (like their flint predecessors) had a hilt separate from the blade. Because swords are longer the hilts kept breaking off. But it took five hundred years before someone thought of casting hilt and blade as one piece.
Disobedience
Above all, make a habit of paying attention to things you’re not supposed to, either because they’re “inappropriate,” or not important, or not what you’re supposed to be working on. If you’re curious about something, trust your instincts. Follow the threads that attract your attention. If there’s something you’re really interested in, you’ll find they have an uncanny way of leading back to it anyway, just as the conversation of people who are especially proud of something always tends to lead back to it.
For example, I’ve always been fascinated by comb-overs, especially the extreme sort that make a man look as if he’s wearing a beret made of his own hair. Surely this is a lowly sort of thing to be interested in— the sort of superficial quizzing best left to teenage girls. And yet there is something underneath. The key question, I realized, is how does the comber-over not see how odd he looks? And the answer is that he got to look that way incrementally. What began as combing his hair a little carefully over a thin patch has gradually, over 20 years, grown into a monstrosity. Gradualness is very powerful. And that power can be used for constructive purposes too: just as you can trick yourself into looking like a freak, you can trick yourself into creating something so grand that you would never have dared to plan such a thing. Indeed, this is just how most good software gets created. You start by writing a stripped-down kernel (how hard can it be?) and gradually it grows into a complete operating system. Hence the next leap: could you do the same thing in painting, or in a novel?
See what you can extract from a frivolous question? If there’s one piece of advice I would give about writing essays, it would be: don’t do as you’re told. Don’t believe what you’re supposed to. Don’t write the essay readers expect; one learns nothing from what one expects. And don’t write the way they taught you to in school.
The most important sort of disobedience is to write essays at all. Fortunately, this sort of disobedience shows signs of becoming rampant. It used to be that only a tiny number of officially approved writers were allowed to write essays. Magazines published few of them, and judged them less by what they said than who wrote them; a magazine might publish a story by an unknown writer if it was good enough, but if they published an essay on x it had to be by someone who was at least forty and whose job title had x in it. Which is a problem, because there are a lot of things insiders can’t say precisely because they’re insiders.
The Internet is changing that. Anyone can publish an essay on the Web, and it gets judged, as any writing should, by what it says, not who wrote it. Who are you to write about x? You are whatever you wrote.
Popular magazines made the period between the spread of literacy and the arrival of TV the golden age of the short story. The Web may well make this the golden age of the essay. And that’s certainly not something I realized when I started writing this.
Notes
[1] I’m thinking of Oresme (c. 1323-82). But it’s hard to pick a date, because there was a sudden drop-off in scholarship just as Europeans finished assimilating classical science. The cause may have been the plague of 1347; the trend in scientific progress matches the population curve.
[2] Parker, William R. “Where Do College English Departments Come From?” College English 28 (1966-67), pp. 339-351. Reprinted in Gray, Donald J. (ed). The Department of English at Indiana University Bloomington 1868-1970. Indiana University Publications.
Daniels, Robert V. The University of Vermont: The First Two Hundred Years. University of Vermont, 1991.
Mueller, Friedrich M. Letter to the Pall Mall Gazette. 1886/87. Reprinted in Bacon, Alan (ed). The Nineteenth-Century History of English Studies. Ashgate, 1998.
[3] I’m compressing the story a bit. At first literature took a back seat to philology, which (a) seemed more serious and (b) was popular in Germany, where many of the leading scholars of that generation had been trained.
In some cases the writing teachers were transformed in situ into English professors. Francis James Child, who had been Boylston Professor of Rhetoric at Harvard since 1851, became in 1876 the university’s first professor of English.
[4] Parker, op. cit., p. 25.
[5] The undergraduate curriculum or trivium (whence “trivial”) consisted of Latin grammar, rhetoric, and logic. Candidates for masters’ degrees went on to study the quadrivium of arithmetic, geometry, music, and astronomy. Together these were the seven liberal arts.
The study of rhetoric was inherited directly from Rome, where it was considered the most important subject. It would not be far from the truth to say that education in the classical world meant training landowners’ sons to speak well enough to defend their interests in political and legal disputes.
[6] Trevor Blackwell points out that this isn’t strictly true, because the outside edges of curves erode faster.
Thanks to Ken Anderson, Trevor Blackwell, Sarah Harlin, Jessica Livingston, Jackie McDonough, and Robert Morris for reading drafts of this.